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PostSubject: Fun/Jokes    Tue Jan 31, 2012 5:38 pm

lol!

A new TV game show in Hollywood had many contestants who were beautiful, but they weren't necessarily too smart. On one show, one such woman was extremely nervous, but tried to make the best of her performance.

The host asked, "Who was the first man, for one thousand dollars?"

She responded, "The first man was Peter, my postman, but he only paid me one hundred dollars!"


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Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriendPlus 1.0 (marketing name: Fiancee 1.0). Recently he upgraded Fiancee 1.0 to Wife 1.0 and it's a memory hogger, it has taken all his space; and Wife1.0 must be running before he can do anything. Although he did not ask for it, Wife 1.0 came with Plug-Ins such as MotherInLaw and BrotherInLaw.

Some features I'd like to see in the Upcoming GirlFriend 4.0...

- A "Don't remind me again" button
- Minimize button
- Shutdown feature
- An install shield feature so that Girlfriend 4.0 can be completely uninstalled if so desired (so you don't lose cache and other objects)

I tried running Girlfriend 2.0 with girlfriend 1.0 still installed, they tried using the same i/o port and conflicted. Then I tried to uninstall Girlfriend 1.0 but it didn't have an uninstall program. I tried to uninstall it by hand, but it put files in my system directory. Another thing that sucks in all versions of girlfriend that I've used is that it is totally "object orientated" and only supported hardware with gold plated contacts.

Bug Warning: Wife 1.0 has an undocumented bug. If you try to install Mistress 1.1 before uninstalling Wife 1.0, Wife 1.0 will delete MSMoney files before doing the uninstall itself. Then Mistress 1.1 will refuse to install, claiming insufficient resources.



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A boy is home with his babysitter on a stormy night when the boy says "Usually on a stormy night mommy lets me cuddle with her". The babysitter responds with "OK". They are cuddling when the boy says "Usually mommy lets me take a bath". The babysitter says "ok". The boy is in the tub when he says "Usually mommy gets in with me". The babysitter says "Really? ok". They are in the tub when the boy says "Usually my mommy lets me touch her bellybutton" The babysitter says "Really? ummmmm ok".

Then the babysitter says "Hey that wasn't my bellybutton!" The boy says "That wasn't my finger either."

lol!

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PostSubject: Re: Fun/Jokes    Wed Feb 01, 2012 2:10 am

lol! lol!
Then the babysitter says "Hey that wasn't my bellybutton!" The boy says "That wasn't my finger either." Shocked Shocked Shocked

lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Fun/Jokes    Fri Feb 03, 2012 6:40 pm

lol! lol! Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Fun/Jokes    Fri Feb 03, 2012 7:02 pm

lol! lol!



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PostSubject: Re: Fun/Jokes    Sat Feb 04, 2012 4:37 am

lol! lol! lol!
lol! lol! jeje
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PostSubject: Re: Fun/Jokes    Wed Feb 08, 2012 2:40 am




Who has not ever played Pac Man? Laughing

lol! lol!

RĂ©mi Gaillard is too funny! (at least for me it is) It's a crazy man Twisted Evil Twisted Evil
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PostSubject: Re: Fun/Jokes    Wed Feb 08, 2012 5:34 pm

lol! lol! lol!


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PostSubject: Re: Fun/Jokes    Wed Feb 08, 2012 5:51 pm



lol! lol! lol!

Rubiiiiiiiii!!! Very Happy Very Happy

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PostSubject: Re: Fun/Jokes    Wed Feb 08, 2012 5:55 pm


Shocked Shocked
cheers

Mieeeerdaa!!! lol! lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Fun/Jokes    Thu Feb 09, 2012 11:41 pm

lol! lol!
lol! lol!
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